How refreshing to have an intelligent gentleman running for the US presidency! Gosh, could hope for sanity be just around the corner?
February 2007 Archives
OK, Now, ya'll have to agree, these are funny! I don't care what anyone says. Forgive me Mother for I have sinned and feed all the starving people, Amen!
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you.
2. You say I'm a b!tch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder, my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like $hit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. An erection doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-$hit?
I'm laughing out loud! And loving that I'm laughing out loud! :)
Icaro Doria is Brazilian, 25 and has been working for the magazine Grande Reportagem, in Lisbon, Portugal, for the last 3 years. He was the author of the flags campaign "Meet the World" that has been circulating the earth in chain letters via e-mail... READ MORE
Click on the flag to see the interesting statistics of that country. Then close that window and click on read more above!
I love the young democrats today! Here's an evite sent out for a good time to celebrate the new democratic climate in the air.
The title is Back that A** Up and it has a picture of a donkey kicking up its heels. The evite reads:
Now that we have something to celebrate, it's time to put the party back in the Democratic Party.
Back That Ass Up
No speeches. No fundraising pitches. No candidates.
Just dancing, drinking, catching up, and gettin' down.
DJ Stretch will keep us moving with old and new hip hop, funk, soul, and a few surprises.
There ya go youngins! There ya go!
